Huckster Floyd Mayweather launches ‘The Money Team Legal Network’

Floyd Mayweather Jr. is something of an expert when it comes to attorneys, having done time for domestic battery and harassment back in early 2012. He’s also registered 50 professional boxing matches (including this circus), on top of all his goofy exhibitions and overseas spectacles.

And let’s not forget about all those post-fight lawsuits.

“Money” now wants to use his legal expertise to help connect you with your own personal attorney, courtesy of The Money Team Legal Network. Whether you’ve been run over by a car, bit by a dog, abused in a nursing home, or injured on the job — fret not, Floyd’s got you covered.

“When you get hit, you deserve to get paid,” Mayweather said in a video promo on his new website. “That’s why you need lawyers who fight. Our network has delivered multimillion dollar verdicts and settlements and there are no fees until you get paid.”

Getting paid might be an issue when it comes to Mayweather.

Aside from his new legal endeavor, Mayweather is expected to rematch Manny Pacquiao at some point in 2027 after failing to close a second “Pac Man” deal for 2026. There’s also the Mike Tyson fight that never came to fruition, though it’s probably better for the tar-shitting “Iron” man that he stays away from the ring.